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bestof-mostlygay-porn:

illegalaustralien:

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

Me:

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Lol if I had a superpower, it’d be the ability to freeze time. That way I could suck everyone’s dick

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pimptier:

who the fuck do i even have added on skypeimage?????????????????????????????????????????

Took me a second.

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g8mrxxvii:

javsinwonderland:

you cannot read these with out their voices in your head

I am laughing so hard lol.

Gods I heard them so perfectly.

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theminttu:

Sometimes there are no words

I usually just pat him on the head and snuggle (as an attempt to apologize to him for what I’ve done)

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petitedovah:


Mass Effect MBTI Chart

I’m Kasumi, who are you?
Take the quiz here
Read more about what you got here

I’m EDI apparently.

petitedovah:

Mass Effect MBTI Chart

I’m Kasumi, who are you?

Take the quiz here

Read more about what you got here

I’m EDI apparently.

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snazzapplesweet:

be unable to do thing

get really mad about being unable to do thing

throw a tantrum about being unable to do thing

suddenly realize how to do thing

become ashamed at getting mad over thing

hate self for rest of evening

repeat ad infinitum 

Yeaaaaaaaah

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Tags: yeah
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izzydoodledump:

Alex, Clover, and Sam!

Daaaamn

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cheschirebacon:

captaingerbear:

n-jay81:

thewonderfullurkerofoz:

wkdart:

markwulfgar:

coolfatcat:

5istoomanychairs:

watchingthedetective:

nymphamortem:

galaxytit:

deweyspalace:

theaubisticagenda:

[The image is text that reads “take the title of the last song you heard and add ‘in my ass.’ Post results.”]
killbenedictcumberbatch:

blackberryshawty:

Anaconda in my ass

^ same

Best Years of Our Lives in my ass. 

Let It Go in my ass… I’m just gonna… Put this right here… And back away slowly…

Way more in my ass

Violence in my ass

Son of Sam in my ass. 

stranger things have happened in my ass

jaywalking backwards in my ass 
what

Stranger in my ass :o

SIX IN MY ASS

Just be happy in my ass

Sonic blast in my ass

"Victory Raisin in my ass"   I really know how to celebrate.

Master exploder in my ass

Fancy (Swing Version) in my ass…
uuuuummm 

cheschirebacon:

captaingerbear:

n-jay81:

thewonderfullurkerofoz:

wkdart:

markwulfgar:

coolfatcat:

5istoomanychairs:

watchingthedetective:

nymphamortem:

galaxytit:

deweyspalace:

theaubisticagenda:

[The image is text that reads “take the title of the last song you heard and add ‘in my ass.’ Post results.”]

killbenedictcumberbatch:

blackberryshawty:

Anaconda in my ass

^ same

Best Years of Our Lives in my ass. 

Let It Go in my ass… I’m just gonna… Put this right here… And back away slowly…

Way more in my ass

Violence in my ass

Son of Sam in my ass. 

stranger things have happened in my ass

jaywalking backwards in my ass 

what

Stranger in my ass :o

SIX IN MY ASS

Just be happy in my ass

Sonic blast in my ass

"Victory Raisin in my ass"   I really know how to celebrate.

Master exploder in my ass

Fancy (Swing Version) in my ass…

uuuuummm 

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X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

Blink :3

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otherbully1:

the-milk-eyed-monster:

colony-drop:

oh look my favorite photo set

cool

what the entire and actual existing fuck?

…Uuuuum

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lanimalu:

The new trailer tells me that FFXV is the story of Noctis being babysitted by his hot friends. I love it.

Sounds about right.

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djlegz:

sizvideos:

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Assassin’s Creed screams in the distance

Holy woah.

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Prompto
The Mood Maker

And yet he sounds like Nagisa.

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Because Tonks shone like the sun.
(I dunno thought it sounded good)

Because Tonks shone like the sun.

(I dunno thought it sounded good)

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Tags: Harry Potter