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"The wait’s how long? That’s ridiculous. Can I speak with a manager? Forget it, we’ll just go somewhere else."

imaperson2:

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Seriously.

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tylerjamesblair:

firstgingerdoctor:

mother. friggin’. space. man.
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idk why…but this scares me.

And here we are as a species still bitching about the colors of people’s skin and who they want to fuck and all sorts of other inconsequential bullshit.

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asoftergalaxy:

Why do I do this? Oh god. So much chocolate milk.

ouch
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dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

D: The majesty

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formerlyknownasemily:

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

I can’t decide which I want more: to be at this or to be in this.

Good question…

formerlyknownasemily:

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

I can’t decide which I want more: to be at this or to be in this.

Good question…

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the-milk-eyed-mender:

trap a defenseless animal in a vat of scorching liquid. watch it slowly expire. stare it in the eyes.

Yeeeeess

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Tags: coffee COFFEE!
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ryuujinno:

Vakarians Secret by Yosh9

O-Officer Vakkarian…please…it’s my first time.
Yes I am trash that immediately makes a dating sim in my head about this…I regret many things.

ryuujinno:

Vakarians Secret by Yosh9

O-Officer Vakkarian…please…it’s my first time.

Yes I am trash that immediately makes a dating sim in my head about this…I regret many things.

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I try, but being nice can be exhausting.

I try, but being nice can be exhausting.

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It… It was beautiful, Ororo. Logan would have loved it.

Maybe… but it won’t bring him back, will it?

ouch my heart

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snoochtothedooch:

nubbsgalore:

during the autumn rutting season, red deer stag find themselves with elaborate bracken crowns from having rubbed their heads against the ground, which they do to strengthen their neck muscles so as to help them in battle with those competing for the affections of the does. photos by (click pic) mark smith, toby melville, luke millward and greg morgan in london’s richmond park. (see also: more autumn rut in richmond park)

I AM THE KING OF THE FOREST

Well that’s interesting.

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gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

Hmm…and interesting idea.  May give it a go.

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asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: THE CARIBBEAN

The magic folk of the Caribbean are nothing if not ambitious. Raising an unplottable island out of the ocean, they retreated to their paradisiacal land whereupon they built a school of magic to pass on their knowledge. Over time, the island grew crowded, and the magical community moved away, but the school remained in operation. Surrounded by a vast blue stretch of water, students must travel via large sentient sailing ships that have been magicked to operate independently (an extremely useful enchantment during the era of piracy as the ships knew to avoid danger). In the waters surrounding the school swims an unnaturally large barracuda with magical scales that can be used as wand cores, but only when it is given willingly. There are many classes dedicated to spice magic, and foreign visitors often say the school carries a distinct aroma akin to a legion of chefs who never stop cooking. Cinnamon for friendship, ginger root for courage and strength, red chillies can fight evil or cause destruction… it becomes the unofficial anthem of the students over time because the chant aids greatly during the multitude of spice-reading exams conducted throughout the school year. 

Yeeees…yes more.

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anicastes:

Pathetic.

Well that took a turn.

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